If you are a Jewish man seeking to live a life of purity, then we’ve got the perfect product for you. New glasses have been released that are designed to blur the image of women. So, if a woman is dressed in a way that might turn you on, you’re not going to be able to see “the goods.”
The glasses were designed for ultra-Orthodox Jews, who’ve committed themselves to living a devout lifestyle. Their interpretation of Judaism is that men and women must be separated at all times and men should not have contact with women to whom they are not married.
The new glasses, as part of their latest war on promiscuity, allow the user to see up to a few feet, but everything is blurry after that. This helps the men to keep their focus. If the man has to go to an area with which he is not familiar, there are glasses with blockers on the peripheral vision.
In case you want a pair, they go for $6 each.